Horror

Diary of the Dead

  • Title: Diary of the Dead
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“Jason always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker.  That’s what he was shooting on that first night.  The night when everything changed.”
 

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George A. Romero returns to the beginning of his Dead Series with this tale of young filmmakers making a horror movie in the woods as the outbreak occurs and the world finds itself infested with zombies.  Much like his early works the film is equal parts horror flick and social commentary.  Here the roles and actions of news channels, broadcasting, reality television, the government, and other institutions and individuals all become fuel to the filmmaker to set ablaze in satire.

Although the film doesn’t really add much to the series it does, in the tone of the previous films, present a decidedly somber and fatalistic view of the world absent in most Hollywood films.  Much like The Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield the film uses the handheld shaky cam for most of the action; although unlike these other films it doesn’t rely on the shaky cam solely and spends time on both character and plot as well.

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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Dynamite Entertainment and Wildstorm have combined forces to give us a triple threat, no-holds-barred, bloody battle for the ages.  Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, and some S-Mart worker from the Houswares Department known simply as Ash.  Six-issues of bloody good time starts here!

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“In the end you can’t outrun fate, plain and simple.”

 

The first issue of the Wildstorm/Dynamite Entertainment crossover features narration of Ash, though our hero himself doesn’t appear until the final page.  Instead the issue brings us up to speed as it begins five years after the events of Freddy vs. Jason with the tragic end to both Laurie and Will, before Freddy begins his mind games and sends Jason after the Necromonicon.

This is a good start to a series that will find it hard to live-up to its promise.  Still, even though we get little of Ash on the page we get his voice throughout and the book feels much more like Evil Dead inspired tale than either of the other two franchises (and that’s a good thing!).

 

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I’m not a big conniseur of horror comics but there was enough her to pique my interest and there’s enough on the page to wet my appetite for more.

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Odd Duck

  • Title: Joshua
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Joshua

What if your child had always been a little odd, and you eventually began wondering if he wasn’t evil?  Joshua asks this question, and the result is a mixed, though memorable, result that, although I can’t recommend, is still better than expected.

To the causual observer the Cairn’s are your typical upper-middle class family.  Brad (Sam Rockwell) works too hard in an investment company, Abby (an almost unrecognizable Vera Farmiga) stays home and takes care of their son Joshua (Jacob Kogan) and thier newborn daughter Lily.  Scratch the surface however and you’ll find plenty of troubles in the Cairn home.

To begin with Abby has a history of mental problems and increasing anxiety over not being able to care for her new baby.  And then there’s Joshua who, to put it politely, is a little off.  When the family begins to spiral out of control Brad begins to suspect that everything can be traced to one cause – his son.  Is this young nine-year-old responsible for it all?

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Day Watch

I never saw Night Watch or read the Russian novels which on which the story is based.  If I had perhaps the plot line and the characters of the universe might have made more sense to me.  But then again, considering how little (not counting the early exposition narration) is explained in this film, maybe not.  As an action film with subtitles (that will be popular I know) it won’t blow you away, but it might be worth a couple hours of your time as a mild diversion from the hot summer sun.

Day Watch (Dnevnoy dozor)
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Day Watch picks up a year after the events of Night Watch.  We are given a rushed narration to explain the events of the first film and the rather incomplete outline of this world.  There are two opposing forces, armies of Light and Dark, who are known as the Others.  Centuries ago they battled until an uneasy truce was made.  Now these psychics, shape-shifters, and vampires live in a world trying to keep the necessary balance intact, though one man has decided it is time for war.

Anton (Konstantin Khabensky) and his new trainee Svetlana (Mariya Poroshina) , who is destined to be the Great Other for the side of Light, encounter a Dark Other killing a human in public.
Tracking him down Anton discovers it is his son Yegor (Dima Martynov) and prevents Svetlana from killing him.  Anton then tries to hide the evidence of his son’s involvement which only puts himself in danger as the Dark Others accuse Anton of murder and the world tips on the edge of war.

The film contains large armies that don’t really do much.  The vampires don’t eat people, there are no werewolves, and the shape-shifting we see is mostly disappointing.  Also parts of the film aren’t well explained.  What is “the gloom” and how does one enter and exit from it?  Who are these judges to decide the fate of Anton?  The Light Others can prove Anton did not kill the girl, but they refuse, why?  And though the idea of the mysterious Chalk of Fate is intriguing, its existence is never properly dealt with.

In terms of an action film the movie has many stunts and special effects which come off quite well.  The fact that it shot in Russia also adds something to the Gothic feel of the film.  But the film is laughingly bad at trying to capture the seductive and erotic tones of vampire films.  The audience was rolling their eyes and guffawing during these “intimate” moments.

As a horror film or a suspense film Day Watch fails on many levels.  As an average summer popcorn action flick, with better than average acting, the film is a modest success.  I don’t think anyone will be wowed by the action scenes or the special effects, though they are professionally done, or come away blown away from the experience.  What Day Watch proves is that other countries can create convoluted big budget action films, that when you get right down to it don’t make a lot of sense, just as well as Hollywood can.

There’s a look and feel to the film which I enjoyed.  And except for the moments of unintentional laughter the tone holds up well.  If the world had been a little better fleshed-out and described to the audience it would have helped immensely.  Still, with the issues I have with the film I am recommending it, though I would suggest renting the first film before trying to figure this one out.  Although isn’t as good as I hoped, it does do a much better job with it’s material than similar recent American vampire films such as the forgettable Van Helsing and the supremely awful Underworld Evolution (read that review).

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Ghost Rider

  • Title: Ghost Rider
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ghost-rider-posterThe thought that kept going through my mind during Ghost Rider was – huh? The film is a schizophrenic mess which at times appears to be a legitimate Hollywood film and then seconds later makes you think you’re watching some apathetic junior high kid’s film project.

Without a coherent tone, the film flounders through lousy acting, crummy directing, and dreadful writing.  Two of these three failures can be laid at the feet of writer/director Mark Steven Johnson (Daredevil, Simon Birch).  I don’t want to say the writing was awful (too easy), so instead let’s just say Johnson’s writing style makes the dialogue of George Lucas sound like Shakespeare.

And his directorial decisions, from casting to final cut are simply dreadful.  Add to that some of the worst acting by an ensemble since Ed Wood made his last film and you’ve got the making of one huge train wreck.  But hey, at least the guy on the bike looks cool.  That’s something, right?

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