A small town sheriff (Larry the Cable Guy) finds himself forced into protecting a star witness (Ivana Milicevic). J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, and Jenny McCarthy also star. You know I’d make fun of this but it’s sort of like playing keep away with a child with no arms or legs. Check out the official site. The “film” makes its way into theaters on Friday. Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.
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