Movie Reviews

The Thing About My Folks

The Thing About My Folks is a crowd-pleasing and heart-string pulling moment for the audience. Peter Falk and Paul Reiser play the perfect complex father son relationship. It’s easy to fall into the fantasy that they really could have experienced every trial and tribulation throughout childhood and into maturity.

The Thing About My Folks
2 Stars

The Thing About My Folks is a crowd-pleasing and heart-string pulling moment for the audience. Peter Falk and Paul Reiser play the perfect complex father son relationship. It’s easy to fall into the fantasy that they really could have experienced every trial and tribulation throughout childhood and into maturity.

Sam (Peter Falk) played the emotionally absent father who spent most of Ben’s (Paul Reiser) childhood working and keeping the family financially comfortable. Sam finds himself at Ben’s door confused to why his wife of 40-years left a goodbye not on the fridge. Ben starts calling his sisters trying to find where is mother may have ran off to. The next day he ends up on an unexpected road trip with his father. The two begin hashing out Ben’s childhood memories ending with a very touching and undelivered letter Ben had taken from his mom’s drawer as a small child. The letter was never meant to reach Sam, but Ben had kept it a secret all these years. He pulled it out to prove to his father that he had been emotionally and physically distant from the family, explaining why his mom had ran off. The reading of the letter ignited the film into truth, Ben explained the needs he had as a boy wanting to go fishing and camping with his father and do all the things that a father and son are suppose to do together. He also let Sam know that his mom used him as an emotional substitute for his father’s emotional shortcomings.

The two go on a mini adventure trying to make up for lost time, fishing, hitting on the ladies, line dancing, starting bar fights and yes, finally sleeping under the stars. The trip was cut short when Ben reported home and found that his mom is in the hospital. They had found out that she did try to venture out on her own taking a short vacation at the beach, but the illness that she had kept from her family took a turn for the worse and planted her straight into the hospital. A touching moment between Ben’s parents made him realize that true love, even though hard at times and not always perfect, is everlasting. This made Ben take a step back and a second look at his parent’s relationship and his own, realizing that everything can’t be 100% all of the time, but can be perfect in its own way.

The Thing About My Folks is a very adult Hallmark moment type of film. Paul Reiser put a great deal of his heart, soul, and personal memories into this adventure he wrote specifically for Peter Falk. The film will draw a very specific demographic, those who fall into this category will enjoy it immensely. Sadly, The Thing About My Folks is so specific that it will not reach outside of its little niche.

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The Exorcism of Emily Rose

  • Title: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
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I am hard to please when it comes to horror movies.  I demand them to actually be creepy, scary and suspenseful which 98% of horror movies released these days sadly are not.  My curiosity was aroused from the plot blurb for The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and the actual experience I had viewing the movie was shocking.  Instead of relying on big budget special effects and buckets of blood as so many horror movies try today this film relies on suspense, character, plot, story, lighting, tone, and some of the simplest but most effective special effects I have ever seen in a horror film.  This film is gripping; I wasn’t able to take my eyes off the screen.  Nothing prepared me for what I was about to see.

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Sound of Thunder, Made by Idiots and Signifying Nothing

  • Title: A Sound of Thunder
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a-sound-of-thunder-posterAside from possibly being the worst adapted sci-fi project ever, this is the longest 100 minute movie I have ever been forced to sit through.  Now I was pissed at Spielberg’s screwed up vision of Minority Report but even that becomes almost watch able compared to this reject.  It’s not just that it is so bad mind you, and it’s terrible by the way, it’s the mind boggling way in which the story is run into the ground through such staggering ineptitude.

It’s obvious that millions of dollars were spent, but my question is where did it all go?  The special effects look like they were done using early 80’s technology and the tone of the movie strays through every genre without getting a single one right for even an instant.  It’s quite a shame because the premise of the story, based of a Ray Bradbury short story of the same name, is actually quite interesting.  Sadly though they gave the rights to this group of hacks and the results are stunningly bad.

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Man with the Screaming Brain

Bruce Campbell comes through town on his book tour and brings his latest flick, and his directoral debut, for the Sci-fi Channel with him.  A great fun time, and The Man with the Screaming Brain turns out to be an interesting little film, with some very funny moments.

Man with the Screaming Brain
3 Stars

The Man with the Screaming Brain is a B movie sci-fi flick from the most recognizable B movie icon of our time—Bruce Campbell.  The movie will premiere on the Sci-fi Channel this month, but I was lucky enough to see the theatrical print that the Evil Dead star brought with him on his Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way book tour.  The movie gives us some vivid images about the fury of a scorned woman, and quite a few deliciously cheesy moments we have come to expect from a Bruce Campbell vehicle.

Snooty businessman William Cole (Bruce Campbell) and his bored trophy wife Jackie (Antoinette Byron) travel on business to Bulgaria.  Jackie quickly falls for their cab driver Yegor (Vladimir Kolev).  Unfortunately for all concerned Yegor’s spurned ex Tatoya (Tamara Gorski), who William has fallen for, has a nasty streak and ends up killing all three of these hapless characters.  Hell hath no fury…  Dr. Ivan Ivonov (Stacy Keach), a local scientist, saves our characters with the help of his assistant Pavel (Ted Raimi).  The doctor combines William and Yegor’s brains inside of William’s body saving their lives, but with some very odd, and often humorous, side effects.  The doctor also puts Jackie’s brain into Pavel’s female robot.  Our characters return to the streets of Bulgaria to try and hunt down Tatoya and get their revenge.

This is not your big budget Hollywood movie.  As Campbell himself puts it, “hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent to make this movie!”  Still, what the movie lacks in production value it more than makes up for in charm.  If you are a fan of Steve Martin you will recognize parts of All of Me and The Man with Two Brains, and if you enjoyed either of those films I would recommend you check out this one too.  Adapted from the comic book of the same name, the film takes place in Bulgaria for no other reason than the Sci-fi Channel could film cheaper there than in Hollywood.  It makes some odd changes to the story, but also gives the film a very distinct look and flavor it would not otherwise have had.  For example, the absurdity of a two-brained man driving a small motor scooter through downtown Bulgaria is just something you don’t get to see very often in film.

Campbell is wonderful in the physical humor of a man fighting the control of two separate brains.  Byron works fine as his wife, but her character becomes much more interesting after she becomes Robo-babe.  Gorski is well cast as the beautiful but deranged woman who was wronged; she strongly reminded me of Sophia Loren, and I can’t think of a better compliment to give her.  The real surprise here is Ted Raimi who is brilliantly hilarious as the idiot lab assistant Pavel.  I’ve only seen Raimi as an extra in his brother’s various projects; huge props for Campbell for casting him in such a large role.

 

I consider myself lucky to have seen this flick in a theater, but I think it will work well on television or DVD.  It’s an interesting little film that is often funny, and if nothing else it’s better than the constant retreads we seem to be getting from the major studios this summer.  Campbell’s full length feature directorial debut is definitely worth checking out; he gets the most out of the material, the cast, and the odd location of Bulgaria.  The Man with the Screaming Brain will premiere on the Sci-fi Channel at 9:00 pm Eastern time September 10 and will be available on DVD October 4.  Don’t miss it!

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Needs More Weed Killer

I’m sure there are people that are going to love this film; I’m not one of them.  Even the strong pefromances from the two leads can’t quite save The Constant Gardener from being both boring and predictable – two words you don’t want to describe a dramatic thriller.

The Constant Gardener
2 Stars

Some novels can be adapted to screen successfully and some cannot.  The Constant Gardener belongs in the second category.  The structure for the movie might work in a novel but here the story just gets bogged down.  The film is oddly spliced together with flashbacks in an attempt to try and make the obvious seem murky and mysterious.  Too bad the end result just makes it look lame.  It’s sad such great leading performances were wasted on such a bad script.

The film begins with the discovery of the body of Tessa Quayle (Rachel Weisz) who has been brutally murdered in the Kenyan countryside.  From there the film moves through flashbacks of Tessa’s life mixed with her husband Justin’s (Ralph Fiennes) attempt to discover why she was killed and what became of her companion Arnold (Hubert Kounde) who has disappeared.  Unwilling to accept the official explanation of Tessa’s death being a result of an affair between Tessa and Arnold who must have killed her in a passionate rage, Justin decides to conduct his own investigation and learns that Tessa’s death wasn’t caused by anything so simple.

Let’s start out with the perfromances which are outstanding.  Fiennes is well chosen for the bitter and remorseful character who will stop at nothing to discover the truth.  Weisz who we only see in flashbacks though is the real heart of the film.  Her character is the only one from the film that is complex and three dimensional and whose feelings and actions have consequences not just to herself but to her husband and the world around her.

Aside from the acting the films problems are numerous.  First off the flashbacks reveal too much of Tessa’s character for the audience not to realize what she really died for and the cause itself can be easily deduced very early in the film.  Second the scenes involving the meeting of the two seem to suggest a relationship of convience which would hardly justify Justin’s odyssey later in the film.  Third the scenes of Tessa’s possible infedelities don’t work because the relationship with Justin isn’t developed far enough and the film is too cavalier in giving away more information than is necessary.  And finally the choice in editing makes the film too helter skielter.  It was obviously chosen to try and hide the extremely simple answer to the “mystery” of Tessa’s death, but not only does it not succeed in covering the truth it only detaches the viewer from the film.

The movie was adapted from the novel by John le Carre and I don’t doubt that the story might make a very good novel where such information and clues can be spaced out over chapters.  In a compacted theatrical version the mystery just doesn’t work.  If Justin knew anything about his wife he would be easily able to deduce what happened to her, but the film tries to make Justin totally oblivious to who his wife was and what she was up to.  The result becomes a series of flashbacks between the two where we learn everything about Tessa while Justin stands there totally oblivous.  If he’s really that dense, how’s he suppossed to solve her murder?

The film just doesn’t work as a thriller because the structure continually takes the viewer out of the story.  The film doesn’t work as a mystery because the reasons for the death can easily be deduced just by learning a fraction of who Tessa was.  The drama doesn’t work because neither the love story nor Tessa’s murder seem enough to push the action of the film that develops into a weak Bourne Identity as Justin becomes an expert on covert tatics, surveillance, and digging for the truth (none of which are needed for this very simple plot).  The film tries every trick it can using red herrings, odd editing, and plot contivances to hide what is essentially rather obvious.

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