Movie Reviews

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • Title: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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It’s time for Harry to start doing things on his own. The Goblet of Fire gives the audience a look to things to come with Harry, Ron & Hermione. The 3 characters are now teenagers and begin their journey into self-acknowledgment and how they fit into the scheme of things. Harry is entered into the Triwizard Tournament completely by surprise and this chore makes him compete on his own, which leaves out the dynamic trio’s group effort to save the day. Ron & Hermione’s relationship starts to evolve through their little arguments. Hermione lets out a little secret to Ron during the Winter Yuletide Ball about her true feelings and how he should have asked her to the ball before somebody else did. The old-timers, Dumbledore, Hagrid, McGonagall, and Snape, usually concern themselves a great deal with Harry and his well being, but in The Goblet they didn’t have much to do with him. There were a few moments between Harry and the professors, but overall they were side notes in the whole scheme of things.

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This Man Does Not Come Around

Director James Mangold orchestrates this biopic about The Man In Black, Johnny Cash a bit like a conductor who doesn’t really understand what the notes are supposed to mean. Joaquin Phoenix takes on Cash in an uneven portrayal that focuses more on Cash’s drug use than oh, say the 100+ hits Johnny Cash had during the 50’s and 60’s. Reese Witherspoon fares better as the love of Johnny’s life, June Carter, but even her spirited performance can’t float a film that takes a man’s singularly unique life and turns it into movie of the week fare. Less treacly than the last high-profile music biopic (Ray), but a lot less engaging to boot. Fans familiar with Cash’s life will find themselves repeatedly groaning over inaccuracies (not to mention the nigh unthinkable omissions), and non fans will miss out both on Cash’s signature voice (Phoenix does all the singing) as well as any broader understanding of Cash’s music (seeing as you only hear maybe 6 or 7 Cash tunes in the film).

Walk the Line
2 & 1/2 Stars

Oh man, do I hate musical biography as a film genre.  My love of film and my love of music seem never destined to be satisfied at the same time.  Walk the Line is a film I’ve been wary of since I first head the crew listing, but I felt the same way about Ray.  Unfortunately, Walk the Line failed to win me over like Ray did.  Which is truly disappointing for someone like me who, while owning 85% of Ray Charles catalog, owns a hell of a lot more Johnny Cash records.  I could spend a lot of space going on about Walk the Line and what it should have been, but let’s just discuss what’s ultimately delivered.

As much as I hate to go on about the similarities, Walk the Line apes the structure of Ray by starting out with a young Johnny Cash (Ridge Canipe) living in the Federal Emergency Relief Administration community of Dyess, Arkansas, where his family picks cotton in order to survive. Just enough time is spent here to show the tragic loss of Johnny’s brother Jack before jumping ahead to the 19 year old Cash (Phoenix) heading off to the Air Force, where he learned to play the guitar and wrote his first few songs (including Folsom Prison Blues). Jump ahead four more years to Cash married to his first wife Vivian, schlepping along trying to sell appliances door-to-door while playing with his pals (who would later become the famed Tennessee Two, otherwise known as Marshall Grant (Larry Bagby) and Luther Perkins (Dan John Miller) and finally convincing Sam Phillips to record them on his Sun Records label. Another jump and Cash is on the road with Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, and Roy Orbison, tearing up the stage as part of one of the best tour lineups in history. And it was there that (according to this film, at least) the dual whammy of amphetamines and June Carter (Witherspoon) came into Johnny’s life.  Over the next 15 years, Johnny pines for June, pops pills, pines some more, pops more pills, gets popped for pills, loses his family, pines real hard, hits the cellar of pill addiction, and wins both his sobriety and the hand of June in marriage. 

Seriously, folks.  This is a love story/battling addiction film that just happens to be about Johnny and June Carter Cash.  It’s like the Grand Ole Opry version of When A Man Loves a Woman, and that’s just one of the many, many missteps this film makes.  Cash’s career is never really explored, nor is his lifelong friendships with some of the biggest names in music.  No mention of his early film work (Door to Door Manic! Night Rider!), nor any real exploration of the man himself.  We’re treated to only the slightest of scenes where Johnny is hanging out with his tourmates, and worst of all we’re treated to so very few Johnny Cash songs.  Which, considering the baffling choice director James Mangold made in having Phoenix sing the songs himself, may have been a blessing in disguise.  Not that Phoenix can’t sing, in fact he’s got a very passable voice, but it’s hard to convey what made Cash’s music so iconic when we’re denied the signature voice that delivered them in the first place.  Phoenix only passingly attempts to capture Cash’s speaking voice, so the argument can be made that having Cash’s own recordings wouldn’t have worked, but that only highlights my problems with the film overall.  Accuracy is repeatedly slighted for a more Hollywood product.

I’m not particularly fond of Witherspoon, but I’ll admit she did a knock-out job portraying June Carter.  Her natural corniness dovetails beautifully with June’s flighty, sassy comedian stage presence, and her singing does a admirable job conveying June’s style.  She’s the real heart of this film, emotionally and morally, so I’ll gladly conceed my casting misgivings were all for naught.  Well, in her case at least.  Robert Patrick handles his thankless job as Cash’s stern father well, and in fact it took me a couple of scenes to even recognize him.  The man just oozed dour Southerner.

There’s nothing really outstanding about the look and feel of the film overall, as not enough time is spent with any one scene to really set a cohesive mood, outside of the ‘important’ scenes.  It feels like a TV movie for the most part, albeit one with a higher budget than most. 

I can’t find too much nice to say about Walk the Line, as it’s hard to forgive a film that so badly portrays such an iconic figure.  The real story of Johnny Cash’s life is both fascinating and important, as he was at the forefront of a musical wave that changed the landscape of American music, but you wouldn’t know that from this film.  If you’re really wanting to learn about Johnny Cash, my suggestion would be to find the PBS American Masters program on him, or just read his excellent autobiography. Sure it’ll take a little longer than sitting through Walk the Line, but at least you’ll understand why his life would be worth a movie in the first place. 

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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

  • Title: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
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Any movie that contains an argument over the phone about why someone has urinated on a dead body he finds in his hotel room shower deserves some attention.  Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is one of the most entertaining movies of the year.  Part Hollywood satire and part dime-store novel this is great fun with terrific performances from Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer.  Simply put folks, this is the best comedy of 2005.

Harry Lockhart (Robert Downey Jr.) is a small time thief who stumbles into an audition for a detective show while fleeing from the police.  Whisked away to Hollywood Harry meets Perry (Val Kilmer) a gay detective who is the consultant to the show.  At a party Harry also runs into Harmony Lane (Michelle Monaghan) the girl who got away so many years ago.

So far sounds like a pretty normal film right?  Well here’s where things start to get interesting.  Larry takes Harry on a stakeout to teach him more about detective work, but unfortunately they run into a car with a dead body.  For reasons to difficult to describe here the two abandon the body only for Larry to find it in his hotel room shower early the next morning.

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Schlepgirl

  • Title: Shopgirl
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ShopgirlSteve Martin’s novella might be a wonderful story but you’d have a hard time convincing anyone of that after they see this pretentious and emotionless thud of a movie.  This movie is a mess of bad direction, odd editing, and both over the top and totally unemotional acting.  One of the biggest disappointments of the year.

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Jarhead

Jarhead, even though captivating and beautifully shot, ultimately does not deliver. The talent in this film is beyond belief with Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard playing off of each other and forming an odd bond in the mist of a political war for oil and adding small parts from smooth talking Jamie Foxx and Chris Cooper, talent alone can’t carry a film at this magnitude. Director Sam Mendes missed so many great opportunities to pull the audience in and give us a reason to love it. A great deal went unexplained, so much just happened for no apparent reason and many of the political aspects are never confronted. Unfortunately I found myself wondering how much longer this film could possibly go on, I felt the boredom and anxiety the Marines felt as they sat in the desert waiting for combat to happen.

Jarhead
2 & 1/2 Stars

Based on the book by Anthony Swofford, Jarhead makes a vague attempt at following suite to characters and style, but never gets there. So many moments in Swofford’s memories and story were short lived on the screen and left to our own imaginations. Following Swofford (Gyllenhaal) from a quick and rough boot camp onto his battalion assignment goes by in a flash accompanied with short moments that attempt an explanation of why he joined up and a small closed door glimpse into his life. But no hard core facts or reasoning to why Swofford joined the Marines or his hook-up on being such a smart mouthed mess up.

Instantly assigned to a special sniper unit by Staff Sgt. Sykes (Foxx), Swofford is thrown directly into the “suc” and off to war where the troops wait around for something, anything, to happen. Sykes getting listless himself, constantly torturing his troop with playing football in 112 degree weather while wearing their protective gear or building pyramids in the middle of the night in a down poor, gets boring and tedious, but not any more of a problem then watching the interaction between the soldiers. A continuous dialogue of “what to do in the desert while waiting for a war” is monotonous and never mixes up, Swofford goes on and on about masturbation, digging holes, shooting practice, and such, this is as dry as the rest of the story.

There are a few disturbing, funny and open mouth moments for the audience to take in, but not many. Watching the soldiers get hyped up on war films is quite disturbing, seeing how they react to people getting blown up and total destruction of human life as if they are getting psyched for the game maybe factual, but not something the public would be very comfortable with. The scenes in the desert with raining oil and fires blazing from the tanks dropped a few jaws, but pretty does not an Oscar make. Poignant moments in the film would be when the troop stumbles across a charred traffic jam with all the pedestrians fried to a crisp and Swofford wonders off to get sick, he sits down with a group of blackened soldiers who looked to be eating or playing a card game and states that it has been a pretty messed up day to them. Something about that scene really stands out in my mind as such a surreal moment. Another moment is when Swofford and Troy (Sarsgaard) finally get the opportunity to get their first kill. All set up for the shot with approval from the commander (Chris Cooper), the moment goes still, hearts start racing and in an instant the moment was stolen. Troy breaks down, he throws a huge fit and gets out of control, he wanted that kill, he wanted the reason for him being in this war to be validated and it was taken away from him.

An ending that is as depressing as the rest of the film following what is left of a Marine after the fight is over. Mendes gives us a view to what happens to each soldier when they return home, jobs, babies, marriage, break-ups and suicide, there is no happy ending here, just life.

Overall people are getting their fill of wars in the desert every night on TV and honestly some of the scenes we get to see on TV are a great deal more personable and interesting than what Jarhead delivers. We know Desert Storm happened and we have seen one war film after another that has accomplished a great deal more in style, content and character investment, Jarhead will not be listed amongst it’s better predecessors. Jarhead has the talent, the cinematography, and the opportunity at a story that could have been a contender, but fell short in pulling in the audience and left much of the story empty and dull.

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