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After the Sunset

  • Title: After the Sunset
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I’m not a huge Brett Ratner fan, but of all his movies this is probably my favorite.  I like heist flicks and After the Sunset is a good, though not great, one.  Brosnan’s charm, Harrelson’s wackiness, and Hayek’s beauty make this an enjoyable little film.

Max (Pierce Brosnan) and Lola (Salma Hayek) pull their last heist in Los Angeles stealing the second Napoleon diamond from FBI Agent Stan Lloyd (Woody Harrelson) before retiring to the Bahamas.  On arrival Lola is content with retirement, but Max grows bored.  His boredom comes to an end when Stan shows up telling him that the third Napoleon diamond is on it’s way to the Bahamas and dares him to try and steal it.

Max is in a quandary as Lola wants nothing more than to be married and leave their criminal past in, well, the past.  Also involved is a local gangster Henri Moore (Don Cheadle) who wants Max to steal the diamond to help him pay for his gun running, prostitution, and drug business.

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Assassin or Soccer Mom?

  • Title: Elektra (Unrated Director’s Cut)
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Okay, I’m one of the few people that liked 2003’s Daredevil which stayed true to both the character and storyline of the comic character.  Elektra tries something different and the result is both ridiculously bad and unintentionally funny. 

The film takes story elements from two Elecktra graphic novels, Elektra Lives Again and Wolverine/Elektra: Redeemer sans Wolverine, that don’t really fit together and then hired some guy to fill in the rest of the film with what he thought sounded like comic book dialogue.  The result is a train wreck of a film that never can pull all, or really any, of its elements together.

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Stewie’s Story

Family Guy was cancelled, but during the three year hiatus series creator Seth MacFarlane kept the dream alive by proposing a Family Guy feature.  Eventually Fox agreed and as the feature was being put into pre-production Fox also decided to pick the show back up for a third season.  They now wanted the feature to be able to be broken down into separate segments so later they could also air them as individual episodes.  The result is Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin – The Untold Story.  As you might expect the change in the scope effected the finished product.  So how does it work?  The DVD is basically three new episodes of the show that contain a common thread put together with an added prologue and epilogue.  That’s not much for a pricey $29.99 (list price though you can probably find it for about half that); still for fans of the show I think there’s enough here to enjoy despite the steep price.

Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin – The Untold Story
3 Stars

Aaron and I have this ongoing debate about Family Guy.  He feels the show’s over-reliance on pop-culture references is a crutch while I argue it allows for 90% of the show’s best moments.  Taking a page from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the show takes movie, television, current events, and makes references or in Family Guy‘s case some extremely funny parodies.  Yeah, maybe each show’s actual plot isn’t as good as individual moments but there is always something to enjoy.

The film starts out with the event of the Family Guy movie premiere.  Everyone shows up in style on the red carpet including a very intoxicated Lois (voice by Alex Borstein), the mostly ignored Meg (voice by Mila Kunis) and the celeb of the night Stewie (voice by Seth MacFarlane).  After opening credits the movie starts. 

The first episode involves Stewie’s change of heart from his a short stint in hell (see how long it takes you to recognize the song) after an unsuccessful attempt to blow up another child.  The second episode involves Stewie and Brian (voice also by Seth MacFarlane) traveling cross country to find a man Stewie believes might be his real father but who turns out to be Stewie from the future.  The last episode involves Stewie’s horror at his future self and his attempts to stop the events that might lead him down a similar path.

The story arc itself is a little odd due to the demands of Fox in insisting it be able to be broken down into separate segments.  Of the three I found the first two much better written than the third which includes long exposition scenes and a rather unsatisfying conclusion.

Of course fans of the show have come to expect some great pop-culture parodies and riffs and the DVD includes quite a few including at least three Star Wars moments, some Thundercats and Beverly Hills 90210 which both include voices from the real actors, a riff on the car chase in Bullit, a brutally funny Bugs Bunny cartoon, and a rather humorous view of the magic of Jesus.

Not a great collection (less than 90 minutes for $30?) but a good one that includes some classic Family Guy moments and the commentary is quite good.  Fans of the show will no doubt want to add this to their collection but for the casual fan or someone interested in getting into the show I’d suggest checking out one of the season sets on DVD where you’ll get more bang for you buck.

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The Rainbow Connection

  • Title: The Muppet Movie
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Jim Henson’s The Muppet Movie remains one of the fondest memories of my childhood. It begins with a frog, a banjo, and a dream.  The “approximate” retelling of how the Muppets met and made their way to Hollywood is still a joy over twenty-five years later.  There’s just something tangible about the Muppets that even the best CGI hasn’t been able to achieve.

We begin in the swamp where Kermit the Frog dreams about a life in Hollywood.  Hearing from a passerby Bernie the agent (Dom DeLuise) that there are openings for frogs in Hollywood Kermit leaves the swamp to make his dreams come true.  On the way he picks up companions such as Fozzie the Bear, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Ralph the Dog, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.  The road to Hollywood is not without it’s bumps however.  Kermit and his new friends must deal with the spurned Doc Harper (Charles Durning) who desperately wanted Kermit for the spokesman for his Frog Legs Restaurant.  Kermit’s constant refusals make Hopper mad enough to make sure Kermit has hopped off his last lily pad.

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Simply the Best

  • Title: Bret “Hitman” Hart: The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be
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Bret "Hitman" Hart: The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will BeBret Hart wasn’t as strong as Hulk Hogan, as quick as the “Macho Man” Randy Savage, as titillating as Shawn Michaels or as controversial as Steve Austin.  What Bret Hart brought to the ring was a professionalism and a strong work ethic to always put on the best show for the fans.  Beloved all over the world Bret was able to make every opponent raise the bar and put on the best matches of their career.  This collection is a wonderful reminder of the Hitman’s career.

The documentary begins by chronicling the life of Bret Hart growing up in Calgary with his large family.  All of Bret’s older brothers were involved in the wrestling business run by Bret’s father Stu Hart.  From the age of four Bret would sit and watch matches and learn about the sport that would later make him a star.  His early amateur background is chronicled as well as his work in Stampede Wrestling for his father.

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