Alan Rapp

Everything is Illuminated

  • Title: Everything is Illuminated
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everything-is-illuminated-posterStrange.  Quirky.  Moving.  Poignant.  Wonderful.  There are so many words to describe Everything is Illuminated that I find it hard to choose them.  It is simply one of the best movies of the year.

Jonathan Safran Foer (Elijah Wood) collects everything dealing with his family.  After receiving a photograph from his grandmother, he decides to travel to the Ukraine to meet Augustine, the woman in the photograph with his grandfather, who he believes saved his life during WWII.  He procures the services of Alex (Eugene Hutz) and his grandfather (Boris Leskin) who is a driver who sometimes believes he is blind and will not go anywhere without his seeing-eye-bitch Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. The trio and dog travel to try and find the small town and the woman in the picture amid the emptiness of the Ukrainian countryside.

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De Plane, De Plane!

  • Title: Flightplan
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Flightplan

Flightplan is one of those movies with way too many Hollywood fingerprints all over it. What can you say about a movie that sets up a wonderful tense thriller for an hour and fifteen minutes and then chucks it all out the window for a farfetched Hollywood twist ending?  Although I enjoyed much of the film, in the end I left the theater disappointed.

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The Exorcism of Emily Rose

  • Title: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
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I am hard to please when it comes to horror movies.  I demand them to actually be creepy, scary and suspenseful which 98% of horror movies released these days sadly are not.  My curiosity was aroused from the plot blurb for The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and the actual experience I had viewing the movie was shocking.  Instead of relying on big budget special effects and buckets of blood as so many horror movies try today this film relies on suspense, character, plot, story, lighting, tone, and some of the simplest but most effective special effects I have ever seen in a horror film.  This film is gripping; I wasn’t able to take my eyes off the screen.  Nothing prepared me for what I was about to see.

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Sound of Thunder, Made by Idiots and Signifying Nothing

  • Title: A Sound of Thunder
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a-sound-of-thunder-posterAside from possibly being the worst adapted sci-fi project ever, this is the longest 100 minute movie I have ever been forced to sit through.  Now I was pissed at Spielberg’s screwed up vision of Minority Report but even that becomes almost watch able compared to this reject.  It’s not just that it is so bad mind you, and it’s terrible by the way, it’s the mind boggling way in which the story is run into the ground through such staggering ineptitude.

It’s obvious that millions of dollars were spent, but my question is where did it all go?  The special effects look like they were done using early 80’s technology and the tone of the movie strays through every genre without getting a single one right for even an instant.  It’s quite a shame because the premise of the story, based of a Ray Bradbury short story of the same name, is actually quite interesting.  Sadly though they gave the rights to this group of hacks and the results are stunningly bad.

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Man with the Screaming Brain

Bruce Campbell comes through town on his book tour and brings his latest flick, and his directoral debut, for the Sci-fi Channel with him.  A great fun time, and The Man with the Screaming Brain turns out to be an interesting little film, with some very funny moments.

Man with the Screaming Brain
3 Stars

The Man with the Screaming Brain is a B movie sci-fi flick from the most recognizable B movie icon of our time—Bruce Campbell.  The movie will premiere on the Sci-fi Channel this month, but I was lucky enough to see the theatrical print that the Evil Dead star brought with him on his Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way book tour.  The movie gives us some vivid images about the fury of a scorned woman, and quite a few deliciously cheesy moments we have come to expect from a Bruce Campbell vehicle.

Snooty businessman William Cole (Bruce Campbell) and his bored trophy wife Jackie (Antoinette Byron) travel on business to Bulgaria.  Jackie quickly falls for their cab driver Yegor (Vladimir Kolev).  Unfortunately for all concerned Yegor’s spurned ex Tatoya (Tamara Gorski), who William has fallen for, has a nasty streak and ends up killing all three of these hapless characters.  Hell hath no fury…  Dr. Ivan Ivonov (Stacy Keach), a local scientist, saves our characters with the help of his assistant Pavel (Ted Raimi).  The doctor combines William and Yegor’s brains inside of William’s body saving their lives, but with some very odd, and often humorous, side effects.  The doctor also puts Jackie’s brain into Pavel’s female robot.  Our characters return to the streets of Bulgaria to try and hunt down Tatoya and get their revenge.

This is not your big budget Hollywood movie.  As Campbell himself puts it, “hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent to make this movie!”  Still, what the movie lacks in production value it more than makes up for in charm.  If you are a fan of Steve Martin you will recognize parts of All of Me and The Man with Two Brains, and if you enjoyed either of those films I would recommend you check out this one too.  Adapted from the comic book of the same name, the film takes place in Bulgaria for no other reason than the Sci-fi Channel could film cheaper there than in Hollywood.  It makes some odd changes to the story, but also gives the film a very distinct look and flavor it would not otherwise have had.  For example, the absurdity of a two-brained man driving a small motor scooter through downtown Bulgaria is just something you don’t get to see very often in film.

Campbell is wonderful in the physical humor of a man fighting the control of two separate brains.  Byron works fine as his wife, but her character becomes much more interesting after she becomes Robo-babe.  Gorski is well cast as the beautiful but deranged woman who was wronged; she strongly reminded me of Sophia Loren, and I can’t think of a better compliment to give her.  The real surprise here is Ted Raimi who is brilliantly hilarious as the idiot lab assistant Pavel.  I’ve only seen Raimi as an extra in his brother’s various projects; huge props for Campbell for casting him in such a large role.

 

I consider myself lucky to have seen this flick in a theater, but I think it will work well on television or DVD.  It’s an interesting little film that is often funny, and if nothing else it’s better than the constant retreads we seem to be getting from the major studios this summer.  Campbell’s full length feature directorial debut is definitely worth checking out; he gets the most out of the material, the cast, and the odd location of Bulgaria.  The Man with the Screaming Brain will premiere on the Sci-fi Channel at 9:00 pm Eastern time September 10 and will be available on DVD October 4.  Don’t miss it!

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