I swear I didn’t make this up folks. The truth is often stranger and sadder than fiction. Jessica Simpson has snagged a role in the new moive version of Baywatch. As horriffic as a Baywatch movie sounds staring Ms. Simpson that’s not the scariest part. Evidently studio execs saw her in last summer’s The Dukes of Hazzard and liked what they saw: “She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role…has all the assets to make the part her own.” Just kill me.
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